I really like this picture. It’s very simple and comfortable looking… but at the same time, you sense a conversation coming on…

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reality of the situation

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matriarch-aethyta:

odiedragon:

samantha-vas-ictomi:

Holy shit, it exists

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It’s very surreal to me that people I have very little acquaintence with and don’t talk to on facebook wished me happy birthday while people I live with and family in the same town are kind of like pokerfaced o_o and I’m worried about it being some kind of cosmic joke against me but am too chicken to ask if its just coincidence ppl forgot/don’t know/don’t care. Overall not important, really, but it’s still not a good feeling.

So pretty…

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darthempress:

TALI: I spoke to Garrus recently. He couldn’t stop talking about you. It was really sweet.

SHEPARD: Do you think it’s strange…me and Garrus together?

TALI: No, not at all. If anything, I’d be surprised if you weren’t. I always thought the two of you had feelings for each other, even if…

THIS IS PERFECT. PERRRRFECT. Headcannon-ed.

incises:

imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god

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danceabletragedy:

arms by  tobiee

I am entranced the way a mouse is entranced by the cat.

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fabulouslyfangirl:

kissedmequiteinsane:

there-is-no-box:

nuggetsbecrispy:

aviatorshadesarecool:

cumberqueen:

trainwreckreation:

lemon-sprinkles:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

We got a badass over here

quickly becoming my favorite post on all of tumblr. it just keeps getting better

Is that new shampoo

Mom stop it

Do I smell watermelon

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did-you-kno:

Instructions

1. Separate your skittles into colours
2. Mix 60 skittles and approx. 180mL vodka in empty water bottles
3. Shake the bottles well and leave them overnight.
4. Lots of white residue will be left, filter this out using a coffee filter or similar. Depending how viscous it is you may have to repeat this step.
5. Chill (in freezer) and serve.

The picture was taken before freezing the contents.

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