Nourish Your Nerd!
Contents Include: Video Games, Cartoons, Humor, Comic Strips, Ponderings of Life, Dick Jokes, Music & 1% Other

 

the-bitch-goddess-success:

the worst part about periods is like 

the betrayal

like

i wash you, vagina

i buy you nice toys

i even give you a hair cut sometimes

and you gon do me like this, vagina?

you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

hicstreme:

You never think seriously about the zombie apocalypse until you find someone who’d make it worth surviving.

Adorable lesbians fighting zombies
Is a thing that I VERY much want a movie about :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

hicstreme:

You never think seriously about the zombie apocalypse until you find someone who’d make it worth surviving.

Adorable lesbians fighting zombies

Is a thing that I VERY much want a movie about :D

http://mildlyamused.tumblr.com/post/67384147072/capnpea-the-interesting-thing-about-glados-hal

capnpea:

The interesting thing about Glados/HAL 9000 parallels is that

Hal was conceived at a time when artificial intelligence was more of a fictional construct than a practical possibility. Hal is introduced as humanlike because the audience is familiar with and comfortable with humans,…

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.